MEET KELSEY

I’m pretty sure nobody actually reads these, but here we go…

I’m a major introvert, and usually if something requires me putting on pants and making small talk, I won’t go, because I’m pretty much incapable of having an adult conversation without copious amount of coffee, wine, or some sort of seltzer (no shame in my basic white girl game), probably because I spend most days trying to reason with small child, talking to my dogs (they’re great listeners), and listening to way too many true crime podcasts.

I also enjoy collecting book to pile up on my nightstand (I swear I will read them eventually), buying more houseplants that I really don’t need, moving every few years (thanks military), long hikes in the woods (that one’s not a joke, I actually do like the outdoors), and run-on sentences.

Thanks for going on this adventure with me.

xoxo, Kelsey